Crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap

Crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap...

Okay, not the most inspiring opening sentence...but that is what I immediately thought when I first agreed to do a triathlon. Lucky for me, my brain is a little ADD and got tired of repeating that and so switched to"What in the heck have you done!??!?!"

So the loop in my head sounded something like:
crapcrapcrapWHATINTHEHECKHAVEYOUDONEcrapcrapcrapcrap (repeat as necessary)

That my friends is the mental toughness of a champion.

LESSON 1: The first stage of triathlon training...utter and complete shock at agreeing to do it in the first place.